Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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