Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just want to make out with him forever
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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