And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Someone signed my nipple.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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