Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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