This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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