i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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