Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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