shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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