Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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