If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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