Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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