dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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