Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
