I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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