Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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