New invention idea: vibrating tampons
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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