Umm I'm too high to move.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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