Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
