if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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