hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do herpes really smell.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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