Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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