Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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