omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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