it wasn't lemon gatorade
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
sick fucks of a feather flock together
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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