I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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