there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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