Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize