i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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