i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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