she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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