so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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