remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i out mim tonsoeep
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