2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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