Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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