that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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