Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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