that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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