we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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