i just had sex bonerless
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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