Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
