Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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