Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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