Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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