Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.