they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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