I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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