I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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