porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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