i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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