Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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