yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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