Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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