Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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